February 2012
Teacher: WHY CAN I HEAR TALKING?!
Student: BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS?
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
Me: I'm going to the club tonight
Mom: The cheetah club?
Me: What is the cheetah club
Mom: Oh...well...you know
Me: No I really don't
Mom: Ok bye
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute